Marmalube

The act of using orange paste and potentially semen as a lubricant for the penis, typically a small one"

Don't use too much marnalube
He applied the marmalube erotically

by Julie Collins, Mathematician September 23, 2018

mrmalvic

Best KEKW user on twitch.

MrMalvic: KEKW

by bob_vagana March 21, 2021

musical mermaid

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.

A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.

by meet her now May 11, 2007

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Little Mermaid Syndrome

Women who are obsessed with royalty.

Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.

by crimebob32 July 16, 2019

Galactic Mermaid

A reference to/title of an insert song from the anime Carole and Tuesday. Used when you don't want to directly say cuss words at someone/somebody.

Your hiring processses is a bunch of galactic mermaids, I hope that at least you can fix it as to not inconvenience others in the future. *hits 'send review'*

by sueyourass October 6, 2019

Reverse Little Mermaid

When you give oral stimulus so vigorously that you end up being unable to speak for three days, like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Just with more oral sex.

1: Hey, why's your girl not speaking?
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift

by OtheChorizo April 20, 2018