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Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team 

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
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Mercedes ML350 

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
Mercedes ML350 by DXXN350 August 30, 2010

Mercedes Lander 

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

mercedes-benz 

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).
mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....
mercedes-benz by Ripan February 15, 2006

Mercedes driver 

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.
I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road

Mercedes-Benz 

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.
The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT 

Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is the best Mercedes