Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine

Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.

by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023

alternative medicine

Stuff that is not medicine, and has no medicinal properties, but conspiracy theorists and other dumbasses insist is the REAL medicine, because the entire healthcare field is a sham, or something, and the knowledge of people from 500-1000 years ago when they didn't even have toilets is superior to modern science.

Don't listen to those Big Pharma quacks telling you to get radiation treatment for your cancer, here, drink this soup of tree bark and lemongrass, it's alternative medicine.

by q359 July 25, 2023

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

Medicine ads

an ad for medicine that has a supposedly "happy ending"

There are a lot of memes on Medicine ads.

Medicine ads are commonly found on youtube.

by thisweirddude1707 January 6, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Extraphysical Medicine

Extraphysical medicine is a branch of medicine that seeks the application of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics on medicine, mainly on the production of equipment and technology for be used for medical purposes. Extraphysical medicine can also refer to alternative medicines and therapies that use extraphysics for self-promotion, but those are referred as extraphysical alternative medicine.

"Extraphysical medicine might be a really useful branch of medicine in the future, but the equipments and technology it will use will probably be used only in certain cases, since they would be really complex and dangerous to be used, but still the technological benefits and advancements of it will be really useful."

by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021