Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024

Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

world mechanic

What somebody says when they don't know shit about automobiles but want to sound like they do.

Interviewer: So what skills do you have?
Applicant: I'm a world mechanic. I know cars up, down and sideways!
Interviewer: Riiiiight...

by JeromeDuce22 May 8, 2024

Paradigm Mechanic

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.

There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.

by dgivista January 18, 2025

Aircraft Mechanic

An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

She like me more cuz Im an aircraft mechanic

by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.

DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026