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“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”
by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
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MDS

MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.
Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.
by Dr.knowledge8888 August 27, 2020
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MDS

MDS stands for michael defense squad. it's a groupchat on twitter made of 4/4 5sos stans. it's a groupchat where everyone's opinion and identity is respected. honestly the best groupchat on twitter, full of love, support and hyping each other up.
"was feeling a bit sad today but mds cheered me up🥺"
by cliffordlftv August 13, 2020
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MDS

Magic Dick Syndrome - a condition characterized by the belief that one's dick has magical properties capable of curing any perceived "ills" or "deficiences." Generally used in a disparaging manner.
Words that could have been spoken by George Costanza sometime after his fiance dumped him:
"Kramer has MDS. I turn them into lesbians, and he turns them back!"

"Jimmy can't even imagine I don't want to fuck him. I think he suffers from MDS."
by SeeingX&wonderingY October 6, 2023
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MD

MD/md is an abbreviated form of My Dilemma. It is generally used to express the lack of a clear decision/choice when faced with multiple paths.
Girl : Do you want to get married?
Guy : I don't know if I want to get married and need a girl for that or I want to fall in love and then marry as a result. It's just md (my dilemma)
by PirateKing7 June 1, 2022
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MD-11

An aircraft designed and produced by McDonnell Douglas. It is the successor to the DC-10, which cunts hate for killing people (even though it was other faults). Like the DC-10, it is a trijet. Due to this reason, the MD-11 fell out of passenger airline use as ETOPS became more favourable. However, cargo airlines use this plane due to how large it is and they're working to retire it because the profits are getting breaked even.
"Hey, it's an MD-11!"
"What the hell? You like that death chamber?"
"You idiot."
by ksux May 8, 2025
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mds

"well mds dred"
by yeskeng10293847465 August 5, 2023
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