A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".
Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"
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After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
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Get the sigma male mug.The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.
"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"
"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."
"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."
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