oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Matey

A word used by females in reference to a male, to downplay their infatuation with him. Usually utilised in conversation with other females.

Hey Becky, how did your date go with that matey on Friday?
Keisha, it went really well, I am obsessed with him!

by lilyliciousx November 13, 2019

John Mayer

John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.

Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..

by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005

John Mayer

To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over

Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.

by LaBeaner April 8, 2010

Masey

A Women/girl that’s very pretty and nice and has an amazing
personality!!!

woah look at that masey

by shenakjdne May 2, 2018

Mareyk

Hes kind he might rage but hes still cool and epic he's sexy he's tall he has big dick he has a gucci swag hes fine and hes really kind and hes willing to help you.

Girl1:damn baby help me out since you're so cute
Girl2:can you help me

Mareyk:sure thing ladies

by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora December 14, 2020

Makeyla

The most kind and beautiful girl in the worl

Person 1 she is so beautiful

Person 2 yeah she’s Makeyla

by Big pp September 1, 2021