easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

Tarkington Cheese Massacre

Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.

Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre

by Cheeseman00000235 December 10, 2021

A McAuley Massacre

When a man gets piped with a strap on and orgasms as his hole is ripped!!!

Omg I just got a McAuley Massacre!!!

by Wangdinho July 31, 2023

Tiananmen Cube Massacre

An event that definitely did not happen in China on June 4th, 1989... but in 3D.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy, did you ever hear about the Tiananmen Cube Massacre?"
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."

by Souper Rare January 4, 2022

massacre

(v.) To take down an opponent with extreme force; to beat someone and make him or her look incredibly weak
(n.) The act of exposing someone's weakness by completely defeating him or her

1. Our school's basketball team massacred those guys with a 62-32 win.

2. His no-scope head shot of that guy who was out in the open was a massacre.

3. Talib Kweli's freestyles massacre 90% of other rappers.

by 4Ind January 12, 2009