jesas maria

When someone does blasphemy in Hammer Editor by Valve

Jesas maria, this guy used the Carve tool

by DarviL August 29, 2020

maria isabelle

Maria Isabelle is a cool and chill person. she doesn't talk that much and likes boys who are older than her. kind of a creep but is rlly nice.. she is also rlly prit! good person and loves her friends and family. if you mess her up she'll fucking get you back and beat your ass up- good artist as well

Maria Isabelle is cool.

by Kipland November 19, 2017

Maria

Maria is the best/worst person u will ever meet, she’s sarcastic to the point you won’t know wether she is or not but she can also be so nice to the pint where I wonder if it’s all a prank and she always wants to be single but is so pretty that all the guys like her and all her friends are jealous of her, she’s also really smart even tho she acts like a complete shithead most of the time, but she’s your best friend and u love her 😂

Guy 1:look at maria she’s so cute

Guy2: yeah she’s the best, but she doesn’t want to date anyone

Me:god keep it in your pants, Hey Maria

Maria:what’s up loser

Me: shut up hoe

by Anonymous123456789101234567890 November 3, 2018

maria

a beautiful and loving human being. never forgettable and will always be remembered. she admires everyone and anything. she is positive and never forgets a smile on her face.

me: Maria I’ll miss you so much

maria: why? but I’ll miss you more!
me: because I won’t able to see that beautiful smile ever again.

by twotwotwentynineteen. April 15, 2019

Marian

the best friend you can have , caring , helpful , cute , nice , sometimes mean and stubborn , annoying but just great :)

Marian is so cute !

by marianfan May 23, 2011

Mariah

Mariah is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. You think there are many Mariahs, but there is only one. She is very rare, rarer than seeing a Sasquatch riding a unicorn, with a leprechaun in a babybjorn. She only has to lay her gaze upon you and you’ll be bewitched. She captivates you with her innocent and sweet way, but underneath is a lioness. She can tear off your clothes with her eyes and mend your body with her soles. She can melt a heart of stone with her laugh and unwrap a present with her tongue.

Mariah is a one-man woman and will mark her territory wherever she goes. Many guys think she is flirting with them, but Mariah is just joy. You think you've met Mariah, but you'd be fooling yourself, because I met Mariah and she's the only one. She is passionate, self-sufficient and brave. She is smart and creative. She'll remind you of your first crush. She is super fun and you'll always have a good time. She is hot, beautiful and cute and looks really 'pretty' when she is high.

Mariah is genuinely innocent and a bit naive, but if you take the time to pull back the covers, she'll become your wettest dream. She'll let you play out both of your wildest fantasies. She'll let you spank her when she's naughty. She'll ride you till your sore and sex is never a bore.

She’ll be your best friend and she is just like one of the guy's. You'll swear you've always known her. She'll let you...actually, I'm sorry, she won’t do any of these things for you, because, Mariah is all mine.

Mariah is one of a kind.

by Mr. Saturday June 23, 2017

Maria Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.

"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."

by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011