Margaret

Sometimes a nervous mess but always there for you. A Margaret (aka Maggie) is also fully willing to cradle a jug of Hawaiian Punch through an Ulta even though she has back problems. She’s super sweet and funny even if she is an introvert.

Who is she?
That’s Margaret, she’s soooo nice!

by Teagan3+SnoopDOdoubleG December 10, 2022

Margaret

A woman who says something idiotic one week, and spends her time trying to top it the following week.

Margaret just said the dumbest thing ever last Sunday, and somehow topped it today.

by NealioDealio February 16, 2025

Brown Margaret

Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.

Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

Dead Margaret

Doesnt want to talk about it/no opinion

"I am going dead Margaret on this one"
"Why are you dead Margaret?"

by Baller-007 February 28, 2015

Margaret Thatcher

Just an Idiotic British lady who was more than a fucking prime minister but more of a fuckwad

Margaret Thatcher the Milk Snatcher

by FrostIsMommi August 10, 2022

Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh

"What she lacks in height, she makes up for with gross stupidity, arrogance and just general grossness."

Clare Margaret Elizabeth McCreesh: Damn I still can't believe its Christmas, I can't wait though
Friend: Clearly, opening stuff that isn't even yours :P

by Shrimpchu December 23, 2011

Caitlyn Margaret Hart

Heh.. she's... kinda awesome Lol. When someone tells you they have a friend with the name Caitlyn Margaret Hart, you know you've got a keeper!

Person 1: "Dude that girl is so bad who is she?"
Person 2: "Bro that's Caitlyn Margaret Hart."

by sefy February 3, 2025