super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.

I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.

by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017

Boston Marathon

When you get explosive diarea, esp when running.

I was jogging and I Boston Marathoned my pants

by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

running a marathon

When you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and passes out in someones trailer. Then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. This is know as Running a Marathon

"i wanna run a marathon" said bones

by beef April 17, 2005

cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ

"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."

by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013

The Marathon

A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.

All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.

John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.

Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.

John: Howdya do though?

Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.

by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009

life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010