Majesturbate

The act of masturbating when enacting the irresistible compulsion to look majestic while doing so.

1. I've been reading about eagles all day and suddenly have a strong urge to go and majesturbate.
2. Looking out across the dimly lit gorge, the sun setting a glorious backdrop, my white knuckle fist feverishly punches away. My Scarf listlessly blowing in the wind, as I majesturbated in the light of earth's holy glory.
3. He was posed with a silhouette somewhat resembling a flamingo, almost as if for him... to majesturbate in response to her presence wasn't even a choice.

by CrimsonBoner April 3, 2017

majeston

A beast. Nothing more needed to say.

Did you see that? That's something only Majeston could pull off!

by MaJuice June 26, 2017

Maesyn

A very complicated girl, she loves to draw, she doesnt really have a bad side, shes smart, she probably hates History, she has Red hair and most definitely has pink headphones.

" Maesyn is so pretty with her red hair but she never talks "

by The Girl with the brown eyes May 14, 2018

Maessage

When you are in the middle of a massage and decide to text somebody

I need to maessage my friends real quick

This massage is really good, let me maessage my friends to tell them about it.

by superpig March 2, 2019

Madesen

A spectacular human being with a great ass

Damn have you seen Madesen? Ass for days!

by anonymousoisruqoiw4utiorjvokal April 9, 2019

Majestic Ass Biscuit

A giant beautiful shit.

Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!

by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019