Maxsplaining 

When you trap your life long formula one rival in order to explain every little detail about your race or quali session to them without a chance of escape.

Not to be confused with Mansplaining, while similar, Maxsplaining presents clear homoerotic undertones and heart eyes from both parties involved.

person 1: where's Charles?
person 2: oh, Max got him, he already started the maxsplaining
person 1: damn, that's a shame, there's no saving him now...

Maxsplaining by not-my-name October 11, 2022

Sansplaining 

When people from San Francisco interrupt you while you're having a neutral discussion to assert their misplaced sense of entitlement and reassure you that whatever you're talking about they definitely inherently know the answer, after all, they're from San Francisco.

Tom was talking to John, a San Franciscan, about the topic of homelessness until John interrupted Tom mid sentence and began sansplaining to Tom because he feels a false sense of superiority which he carries as badge of entitlement wherever he goes.

Sansplaining by Billy Grippo July 6, 2019

marxsplaining 

Portmanteau for describing #leftist SJW's arguments:

Marxsplaining: To explain in a patronizing manner, assuming ignorance of those listening. The marxsplainer is often shocked and hurt marxsplanation is not taken as absolute fact, criticized or even rejected altogether.

LaDeondre kept blabbering about white privilege, so I told her to stop marxsplaining things to me.

privilege, communism, marxism, cultural marxism, mansplaining

marxsplaining by TheAristocrat May 27, 2014

momsplaining

Explaining something you know is untrue to a child in a condescending voice.

Ever since I realized my face wouldn't freeze in a funny look, I've been able to ignore her momsplaining.

momsplaining by Don Quixote55 January 25, 2017

hansplaining 

Stating inaccurate facts about China. Conveniently repeating Chinese Communist Party propaganda worldview. They can be often located in their ideological bubble on Weibo (Twitter copy) or other CCP run social media pages, in rare cases you can meet them in the wild in Mass Media comment sections as well as Facebook and Twitter comments.
Their meeting and support group has its western HQ on r/Sino where they're sharing the newest fake news, CCP propaganda and secretly plotting on how to take over the world, just to miserably fail every time like Pinky and the Brain.

Any rational person: "China is running concentration camps and they're rounding up millions of Uighur's, it's coming close to a genocide"

Lin starting his hansplaining: "no ,no . is no like it, you just don't understand Chainer, is vocational camps with Chinese characteristics" and continues to hansplain how forcing Muslims to burn their holy books, drinking alcohol and eating pork is a good thing to fight alleged terror.

hansplaining by real_xi_jing_ping December 23, 2019

dansplaining 

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

dansplaining by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019

maysplaining

When some one asks you a question and you skirt around answering it until you confuse the person that asked you the question.

Theresa May in question time is asked a question by the audience and she ends up not answering the question by maysplaining about something completely different.

maysplaining by Dirlos June 2, 2017