Manhoot

A man who awkardly works at hooters and while he is wearing the short shorts those who dare to look can see the mans pubes hanging out of the shorts. These are usually found in miami where many homosexuals reside

Jeremiah got job at hooters!
Oh gosh i have to go see this manhoot ;)

by titomanninin June 16, 2009

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

manhoos

Urdu word for unlucky which is mostly used as a insult

me: yoo i fucked up and got a F on my finals
friend: ITS BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING STUDY YOU FUCKING MANHOOS

by hasanrizvi03 January 6, 2019

Bobby Mantoe

A guy wearing shorts or pants that or so tight that you see an outline of his penis.

Dude did you that guys pants? He was showing some serious bobby mantoe

by Rustolla November 4, 2009

totes mangoes

Totes mangoes;

A bag to carry your mangoes.

Or you try to look up totes ma goats and your auto correct says totes mangoes and you end up here. Word.

"Woah your mangoes look great in your totes! "

Friend: "totes mangoes"

by DefinitionWizard May 18, 2014

Maga Manhood

An Ar15 rifle hanging off a mans chest at a protest. It gives him a feeling of having a big swinging penis hitting his thigh. Which he does not possess, but desires.

Some members of a local militia group protested in front of the state capital. Each individual member was showing off their dangling Maga Manhood.

by Jim junior September 8, 2020

Gan's Manoeuvre

A logistical impossibility to mere mortals, the mythical Gan's Manoeuvre is the seamless execution of a Donkey Punch / Angry Dragon combination. A successful outcome to this highly specialised reflex action is typified by a stunned and disoriented subject who has had insufficient time to register what had just taken place. The Dirty Sanchez may be applied to complete the sequence although this is considered an optional extra only.

WARNING : Gan's Manoeuvre is not to be confused with the similarly named but entirely different medical procedure known as the Heimlich Manoeuvre. Considered by many as a Level 7 action, Gan's Manoeuvre is to be attempted by experienced practitioners only.

It was a wild and windy night and in the heat of the passion, the planets aligned themselves perfectly against the back drop of a blue moon to allow the legendary Gan's Manoeuvre to unfold ...

by www.wikipedia.org July 29, 2008