Rubber Malet

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Cheva Maletic

Child hwo only says "Your Mom".

You:Wanna go somewhere?
Cheva Maletic:Yes.
You:Where?
Cheva Maletic:To Your Mom.

by Allahvanja June 7, 2022

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

by Dingo999 July 19, 2022

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025