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muppicide

My brother carved a face in a watermelon and it ended up looking like a beheaded muppet... I don't think he meant to commit muppicide.
by hooliafn January 24, 2012
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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
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Mupfeln

Mupfeln bedeutet kuscheln mit seinem/seiner Liebsten. Man verbindet sich durch engen Körperkontakt.

Das Wort mupfeln kommt vom Nomen Mupfel aus "Urmel aus dem Ei" und bedeutet Zuhause.
Ich bin mupfelig, lass uns mupfeln.
by sophilosophy_ December 5, 2021
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Muppet Running

Running away from something with arms wildly flailing behind you.
I saw a big spider and my ass went Muppet Running.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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meth muppet

A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....
'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....
by lillithangel June 3, 2014
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Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
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Bunch of fucking muppets

A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
by Dino80 October 24, 2019
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