mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.

Tonight Mummy Nurse is in charge!

by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018

Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

mummy milkers

Tiddies dat are big

She gowad dem mummy milkers

by Ballsmuncher May 14, 2023

shit mummy

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.

Sarah was John's shit mummy.

by Sslide June 10, 2017

Teri Mummy

A typical slang used in the Indian gaming community to trigger the person you are fighting with, it is also used as a comeback if you cannot think of anything.

Teri Mummy meri hoja

by NiftyPupu May 22, 2023

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.

Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020