Mom

A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020

mom

made of money

child: Mom can we get some Mcdonalds
Mom: what do you think i am made of money
Child: inst that what mom stands for

by #therealqueen November 8, 2018

mom

a sexy bitch

i fuck your mom

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 22, 2020

mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022

mom

the best woman in the world that could live so respect and love her till the day u die and love her even when u are dead

i love u mom

by * Trinity * June 30, 2020

mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 8, 2021