cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

min-maxer

A min-maxer is someone who tries to maximize the minimal amount of efforts to make in daily life.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.

When visiting Paris I encountered a lot of min-maxers.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.

by Mike G. aka migalo April 23, 2010

mixer

A mutt, in a clique sense. They listen to all sorts of music, wear all sorts of clothes, do all sorts of activities. They have a trait from each popular clique, like prep, emo, , gangsta, scene, punk, goth all thrown into one. Mixers usually wear expensive clothes, but not from American Eagle or Abercrombie or Hollister. They usually dont buy clothes from Hot Topic or Urban outiffters also. Mixers buy clothes from Pure Denim, Nordstrom, places like that. They like necklaces. Girls buy clothes from the same places. There are very few, as teen society has been so split.

Guy: Dude look at that guys clothes...there sweet.
Girl:Yeah...they look expensive but not preppy.

Mixer: I'm gonna go shopping. I'll see you soon.
Prep: where ya going? American Eagle?
Mixer:Pure denim, bitch.

by Mr. Mix. March 2, 2008

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).

That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!

by Hitler89 November 12, 2009