Catcher’s Mitt

A beat up, work out vagina that smells like old sweat and balls.

She thinks she’s sexy with that worn out old catcher’s mitt she calls a vagina.

by Pitcher123 September 25, 2021

Catcher's Mitt

The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.

Looks like Smokey's about to poop - I got it - CATCHER'S MITT!

by Sandy Riverside September 18, 2011

Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.

Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.

by Bobby Cumbucket May 21, 2006

Kickball mitt

Kickball Mitt - Used to describe something undescribeable, such as the sound of a fat kid being stuffed into Barbie easy bake oven.

Did you hear that noise Jack made last night? Sounded crazier then a kickball mitt.

by Kanzan27 October 10, 2007

oven mitt

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.

I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.

by spacepirate January 29, 2009

The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Catcher's Mitt

A hand full of Pooh while still in the pants.

I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt

by Slacker 4200 January 6, 2010