Milton Hole

A raw, painful, burning, butthole as a result of diarrhea and excessive wiping. Possibly torn and bleeding.

I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.

I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.

by Miltonious January 19, 2010

Milton Academy

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.

Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...

by 98shiningstar May 3, 2012

Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.

THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.

by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011

Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)

Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...

by ULLILLA March 18, 2011

MILTSWANCAS

Mothers
I'd
Like
To
Sleep
With
And
Never
Call
Again

Barney:Mothers lock up your daughters. Daughters lock up your MILTSWANCAS
Robin: MILTSWANCAS
Ted: Mothers i'd like to sleep with and never call again?
Barney: Correct

~How i met your mother

by witchgrl44 November 13, 2011

Milting

This is defines you as butters/ugly

Chad your such a milting bruv

by Itsyaboi mc kenty March 16, 2019

MILTF

stands for "mother I'd like to titty fuck"

ex: Damn, your mom has nice boobs, she's a MILTF.

by Mckennnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 18, 2008