Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Afety Metrics

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Afety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
-Afety Metrics

by Genormous June 14, 2022

Metric Shitload

A unit of measurement, greater than a shit-ton, but less than a fuckton.

I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.

by theOneandOnlyNightHawk June 4, 2018

Metric Puke

A person who rides a Metric Motorcycle, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda or any Japanese or Asian made motorcyle.

(Fill in the blank) rides one of those Japanese made motorcycles, that's why we call him a Metric Puke.

by American Iron December 20, 2010

Metric buttload

A most swag unit of measurement used by gangstas and pimps of a classier variety. Unlike its uncultured counterpart metric buttloads shitloads and fucktons are all base ten and as such far easyer to use in calculations.

On yesterday's evening I consumed a metric buttload of fine liquor. Unfortunately When I arose from my inebriated slumber, I found myself ducktaped to the underside of a freeway wearing nothing but my proud Union Jack skivvies.

by Alexiosassypants September 9, 2016