motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

by Metaka February 1, 2003

motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008

Fatty McLards

An extremely sick and twisted individual who is allowed to convey their insanity through the use of public access television. They may also develop short 'films' or 'documentaries' which are to be avoided at all costs only if your a complete loser and have no sense of humor.

Acronym: FML

"Dude, you check out FML TV(Fatty Mclards TV) last nite? Mad funny fake news skit I literally peed my pants. Literally."

or

"Fatty McLards beat up an old person with cancer on his last show, it was totally tits!"

by HYBRiD47 July 20, 2008

Motard

Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.

Man, that guy is such a motard.

by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

motard

1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.

Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp goatee.

by rybs May 24, 2005

mcharding

Loving sexy and hot

Ur such a mcharding

by Mcharding July 18, 2017

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018