massive shaft

An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)
Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda
by Massiveness January 11, 2018
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Massive Queen

Some one who has made an unbelievably stupid error, a fuck up but with non-serious ramifacations
look what that massive queen has gone and done
by Bigger John May 19, 2005
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Massive Assive

Don't go into the restroom cos I just took a massive assive.
by Choco the Hilarious January 26, 2009
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massive dong

Is where someone has a big penis or alternatively is a massive prick
1) that bloke over there is a massive dong.

2) that macaroon has a massive dong
by Grandmaster ramrod December 30, 2013
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a massive prick

ah yes Stalin, generally a massive prick.
by amogus spotted May 23, 2021
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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
by Nedd Ludd September 20, 2005
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