Matt

A dude's name. Doesn't know how to crump, but still judges you. Wishes he was a sex god. He will babysit your computer for you.

There's Matt, what a basic bitch

by whales55555 September 8, 2014

Matt

A guy who acts nice but is a dick. You can often here him say he got laid or anything similar but he is obviously lying.

Matt blows

by crapthatnameisused September 20, 2010

Matt

Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt

Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!

by KeepCalmAndHarlemShake March 8, 2013

matt

obsessed with apples. cannot get an appe away from hm

oh look its matt again oh who would have known hes eating an apple

by footlover345 October 31, 2022

Matt

A very disgusting fat kid with a horrible odor...is in need of a bra and some soap.

Take a shower...you smell like a Matt

by Sc3n3 los3r October 26, 2011

matt

dickhead!

matt means only ever lying when his lips move!

by malloney October 18, 2008

Matt

Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.

b1: Matt is a bear =D
Matt: I hate you.

by ahab 101 June 15, 2010