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A mario is committed, hard-working, he is always determined to work out and get bigger nalgas, doesn't have any gains because he's fat, has a little pee pee, his haircut is pretty wack and that hair line is about two inches y se mira vien chido, usually he's always munching out.
No mames mario
Mario by Weenie123 June 10, 2019
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The most desperate plumber on the face of the earth, as of the 80s. Chases after a princess who doesn't even know he exists and still shares a bunk bed with his brother. Code for a desperate MOFO.
Dude. Don't be a Mario, OK?
Mario by BabydollDame22 June 7, 2017
The fattest person on earth.
Mario is so fucking obese.
Mario by MarioFat February 27, 2020
A a fat fuck with an unusually small penis. Mario normally likes little boys and strokes his very small penis.
Mario by karsten1108 January 15, 2018
some NIGGER
" HEY YOU KNOW THAT KID MARIO?"
"YA I HEARD HE WAS A REAL NlGGER"
Mario by dankuslord September 14, 2018
Tiny penis kid who almost always has a bitchy voice but can control it
Mario by Mario González May 26, 2019
-a ,,Mario" is a gamer

-a ,,Mario" has a big cock( usally 9-10")

-mostly broken inside or hyperactive
- ,,Go out and don't be Mario''
Mario by xxxpandaxxx January 3, 2017