Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019

Macaroni

An old 1700s word for lavish or "drip".

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni.

by bullipopigan December 14, 2024

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

macaroni

slang for an ugly woman

"I think she into me but I'm good dawg, that bitch is macaroni"

"That girl is way too macaroni to be havin' such a stank attitude!"

by drillbrr November 17, 2024