listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

lester papadopoulos

Apollo but with a flab, acne, and bad self confidence. Oh, and he’s mortal with a hint of weak.

“You know Rick Riordan’s new book series?” “Oh, yeah i heard about it.” “He literally named a character Lester Papadopoulos.”

by a amajiki tamaki simp October 16, 2020

Luttered

To have the opportunity of a lifetime and then just let it slip away.

Example: "Hey, did you make weight for your title fight this weekend"? reply "No, I got Luttered".

by Fightstalker.com December 14, 2008

lustrefuck

Same as clusterfuck except the situation is caused by the Lustre network file system.

By the time the system administrator came in Lustre had already crashed the whole grid. It was a total lustrefuck.

by MrProcrastinator March 18, 2010

jhon mo lester

jhon mo lester a pedo ,named lester, that only molests kids named jhon. not to be confused with jon mo'lester the red socks pitcher.

the town of springfield will have a "jhon mo lester" search on all men named lester, after multiple claims of molestation victoms named jhon.

by LAWLDY MAN June 26, 2008

Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.

1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.

by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005