lotus

Sports car, stands for: Lots of trouble, usually serious.

My bloody lotus broke down again

by oracle February 6, 2004

lotushead

a person who loves and follows the jamtronica band Lotus

Mike is such a Lotushead...he's been to like 50 of their shows.

by lucy mary jane November 3, 2010

Lotus

Lotus, a girl who likes Gote and is a gnote! She’s kind, loyal and always stands by your side. A lotus can cheer you up even when you’re sad. Lotus has green eyes that show trouble but she still has a pure heart. Lotus is hilarious and she is very potatooooooooo!

Person 1: Yaya its Lotus the Gnote
Person 2: oioioioioio
Person 3: ayyayayayayayayay

by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019

Mr. Loftus

Mr. Loftus:

Mr. Loftus is a good-looking man who often like to play sports. He is educated and likes to educate others. He doesnt let anyone try to insult him, and if it does happen, he tries to get even. He always has a girlfriend but does not share any information about her. He is a very private man.

Cary - "I love Mr. Loftus!"
June - "Me too! Lets stalk him!"

by Doglover 9878 July 27, 2009

lotus blossoms

English translation of Thai slang for female breasts.

Look at her lotus blossoms. They are the best on the beach

by Night4owl June 18, 2005

hidden lotust

where you wait until someone house until they get home then you jump up and break their neck and rape their body.

hidden lotust....none needed...

by fudgemymomma May 1, 2009

black lotus

A rare card in the Magic: The Gathering series. Printed in series: Alpha, Beta, Unlimited.

People who buy Black Lotuses are nerds and stupid (they cost >$500 each)

Person1: I have a Black Lotus.
Person2: Wow, you're a retard.

by xerent January 2, 2004