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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small
by heeheehali December 5, 2019
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Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay
Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
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Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
Lorenzo just missed that shot
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
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Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.
Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo
by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021
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Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020
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