lolmit

being so disgusted and laughing so damn hard at somebody elses embarrassing and unfortunate life choices. and vomitting not only because its so yuck but because you laughed so hard about it.

holy fuck did you see kaylas n00dz yesterday? i lolmitted all over my computer!

by Jchoo July 1, 2011

Lobbits

A loud, obnoxious group of over-excited college kids who spend too much time in the lobby of the dorm.

Sean- Bro I could not sleep last night.

Max- Were the Lobbits out of their Lobbit hole?

Sean- Those damn Lobbits!

by MaxLaz January 13, 2013

lolwit

Funny dimwit

(Friend says joke)
Me: Lol rolf
Friend: ur a lolwit

by kissmethruthephone6789998212 June 10, 2014

Lolita Psychopath

A Lolita Psychopath is someone whos basically really sweet and kind and childish who seems really innocent but is an extreme homicidal psychopath who will attack the second u show a single weakness or let down your guard. They are also extremely easy to please and bipolar so if you make them mad you have a big chance to be able to calm them down and they'll forget about being angry but if you don't they will kill you. They are also amazing liars so you will never know when they will attack. They are often identified as yanderes and they fall in love hard and easily. Be careful if you identify them they are dangerous.

The Lolita psychopath murdered him in the end and got away with it. Who would suspect such an innocent girl of such a brutal murder?

by Pseudonymisnotalreadytaken October 16, 2021

lolbots

another form of the word lol
a better form of the word lol

here take a look at this video on youtube
lolbots
huh?

by greg in the bum September 16, 2006

lolita

A teenage whore that acts like a young innocent girl.

My girlfriend is acting like a Lolita though she's already old.

by John karl the ill boy January 11, 2009

LOLita

The type of explosive laughter that results from hearing of, reading about, or partaking in illegal sexual activities with someone of a vastly different age group from one's self.

LOLitas are inspired by Vladimir Nabokov's masterpiece "Lolita," which he intended to be a comedy (JK LOLita!!!!!!).

by Quad Girl DEUX June 3, 2010