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lober

Horrendous insult. Someone who is beyond stupid but has a fetish for loaves of bread. Can't think of anything other than bread.
Person 1: Excuse me Carl, can you answer 2 x 2 for class?

Person 2: 2 multiplied by 2 is 16 loaves of bread ma'am.

Person 3: This lober can't be serious...
by MoguKso April 29, 2024
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Lobeing

The act of pulling you ball sac with the the testicles in the palm of your hand, ever so slightly stretching, and or ripping the ties and veins to make the ball sack larger into assert dominance
I’m going to a nudist beach so I should start lobeing
by Bearcum May 22, 2024
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Lobeing

The connections of frontal lobes in a group for the purpose of brainstorming while inebriated.
Sorry I have plans, the boys and I are lobeing tonight.

The Ideas from lobeing yesterday might help me pass my classes.
by Lobeing_it April 15, 2025
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Lobeyy

A slang term describing when some is cooking intellectually/is show strong signs of a fully developed front lobe as what they’re saying is incredibly making sense.
A: “yo bro”
B: “yo”
A: “I was just thinking like u ever think fish can’t see water ”
B: “huh”
A: “you gotta think about it they breathe water we breathe air we don’t see it”
B: “ Mmmmm… hold on wait that’s kinda Lobeyy bro”
by Imisaacw September 5, 2025
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probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 18, 2008
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Be lobed

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.
P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"
by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022
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Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022
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