lebaron

One who believes the Chrysler LeBaron is the pinnacle of automotive development.

Teh Lebaron can nevar lose.

by Scottwax April 26, 2003

Lombard

Lombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!

Tommy: "hey man, where are you from?"
Frank: "dude, i'm from Lombard, the Lilac Village!"
Tommy: "Holy shit, i've done alot of sluts around the DuPage area but i haven't managed to get with any classy ladies from Lombard, it's WAY outta my league!"

by chloe o'brien September 23, 2009

libary

Apparently, it's fine to say February as "Febuary" and surprise as "suprise," but when you say library as "libary," you're apparently an idiot!?!?! The process of dropping one of the rs in all three of these words is called dissimilation. I guess having two r sounds in one word is weird, so we sometimes change it. It's kinda like how Spanish speakers call a tree an "árbol" even though it's from the Latin word "arborem." Even the pretentious, judgy assholes at the Real Academia Española regard árbol as correct. Why are "febuary," "suprise," and "árbol" okay but "libary" isn't?

Annoying Idiot: Umm... actually, it's libRary not libary. Now excuse me while I go plan a suprise party for the coronel (colonel). His birthday is Febuary 7th.

by Paul Jack Ryan November 15, 2018

lombardi'd

Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.

Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!

by theGreenBunny September 17, 2004

lombard, IL

A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.

ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.

by thelooser1 November 9, 2007

Lobal sex

to have sex with someones gaged ear lobe. the only possible way of have ear sex.

- that girl is so slutty she prolly even takes it in the ear.
- in the ear?!? is that even possible?
- yeah in the ear lobes, its called lobal sex.

by dave. The Man March 9, 2008

[Chrysler LeBaron]

A ghetto car. If you're poor, you most likely own one. They can go as fast as 0-60 in 10 minutes.
They also are great for acting like you're rich.
"What kind of car do you drive?"
"A Chrysler, convertible"
"Damn, you got money!"
A car you could pimp out, and still have it be a piece of shit.

chrysler, lebaron, chrysler lebaron, hoopdie, ghetto mobile, convertible, wanna be rich car, old car, chrysler, hood rich car

by L1NNY January 22, 2009