suicide load

Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.

I rented a car to carry a suicide load across the state border.

by papaknockishere June 25, 2018

Loaded for Bear

To be prepared, mentally and/or physically, for extreme opposition; typically used in reference to an aggressive or potentially violent situation.

The phrase originates with American hunters and woodsmen in regions frequented by the brown bear. Brown bears are the largest land-based predator on earth, and when expecting to deal with them the hunters would bring much more powerful rifles than they would if hunting other game.

When the police responded to the reports of a men in body armor with AK-47s robbing a bank, they came loaded for bear.

by Wyldfire2112 October 19, 2010

Shoot Loads

1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)

2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form

examples

1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin

2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0

by J-Ev November 1, 2008

blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis

"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"

by wag September 8, 2004

peak load

The largest volume of semen that a man has ever discharged in one orgasm.

Wow dude, I think I shot my peak load right in her face. Must have been close to 8 ounces. I have been saving up for a month. You should have seen it. I must have fired a dozen shots before it stopped. She loved it!

by revolver2010 August 5, 2010

Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 9, 2012