A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
Get the llama songmug. last night mikey weaver gave shannon phillips llama cleavage after she sexed anthony on the living room floor
by xojennysxo January 27, 2008
Get the llama cleavagemug. Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
by ericandrea December 20, 2010
Get the Porch Llamamug. A super awesome ska band (formerly Llama Tsunami and the Without Helmet) involving a killer horn section, "godly" vocals, and some crazy-assed dancing. Download their album, Get Serious!, stat.
Guy one: Did you see that super awesome, really sweaty ska band the other day?
Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
by YouthOpA August 24, 2011
Get the Llama Tsunamimug. by Well ok the November 22, 2018
Get the Llama daymug. Just two good bros hanging out and slapping their dickheads together for a minute, only semis and no gay stuff
by Domochomo March 23, 2017
Get the Llama neckingmug. The queen off llama’s
Known for her Beauty,evilness, curiousness, glamorous and tallness
Approximately about 7.3 meters tall (23.9501 feet) shorter than the king of llama’s
Eats grass and hay
The queen of llama’s is just a myth sadly
Known for her Beauty,evilness, curiousness, glamorous and tallness
Approximately about 7.3 meters tall (23.9501 feet) shorter than the king of llama’s
Eats grass and hay
The queen of llama’s is just a myth sadly
“Hey mum (mom) guess what we learned about today” said rose
“What?” Asked roses Mum (mom)
“The llama queen” said rose
“What?” Asked roses Mum (mom)
“The llama queen” said rose
by Llama Queen April 12, 2022
Get the llama queenmug.