A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)
happy llama (regular llama, see above)
sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)
totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)
super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)
drama llama (llama hands kissing)
big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)
baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)
crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)
don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)
what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)
fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)
more (roll hands over eachother)
fish (hand out in front again)
turtle (make the awkward turtle)
UH (bring turtle towards your chest)
unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)
peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)
The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!
Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!
by esteeach July 28, 2011
last night mikey weaver gave shannon phillips llama cleavage after she sexed anthony on the living room floor
by xojennysxo January 27, 2008
Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.
by ericandrea December 19, 2010
A super awesome ska band (formerly Llama Tsunami and the Without Helmet) involving a killer horn section, "godly" vocals, and some crazy-assed dancing. Download their album, Get Serious!, stat.
Guy one: Did you see that super awesome, really sweaty ska band the other day?
Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?
by YouthOpA August 21, 2011
The most majestic creature to ever exist. Better hide your mans because these homosexual furries will steal all your hoes
Man: is that a gay llama?
Other man: why yes that is a gay llama
Man:HOLY SHOELACES THATS MORE MAJESTIC THAN MY DILDO
Other man: Fuck off its mine
Other man: why yes that is a gay llama
Man:HOLY SHOELACES THATS MORE MAJESTIC THAN MY DILDO
Other man: Fuck off its mine
by Imma.fuq.ur.hoes August 13, 2018
The llama king is known for his handsomeness, fluffiness, evilness and curiousness
The llama king is approximately 9.4 meters tall (30.8399 feet) taller than the llama queen but shorter than the llama lord
Eats grass and hay
Sadly the llama king is just a myth
Llama king will lead his kingdom to victory
The llama king is approximately 9.4 meters tall (30.8399 feet) taller than the llama queen but shorter than the llama lord
Eats grass and hay
Sadly the llama king is just a myth
Llama king will lead his kingdom to victory
“Llama king aka lama glama klama” said lucy
“What does it mean?” Asked sally
“Find the llama king” said lucy
“What does it mean?” Asked sally
“Find the llama king” said lucy
by Llama Queen April 13, 2022
Just two good bros hanging out and slapping their dickheads together for a minute, only semis and no gay stuff
by Domochomo March 24, 2017