llama song

A fantastically random campfire song. There's no tune, you just say the words in their natural rhythm. (actions in brackets)

(make a llama head with your hand by touching the tip of your thumb to the tip of your ring and middle fingers, pointer and baby fingers straight up)

happy llama (regular llama, see above)

sad llama (droop "ear" fingers)

totally rad llama (make a llama with both hands, shake them a little in rhythm, like you're cool...?)

super llama (2 llamas go from your hips, swooping upwards)

drama llama (llama hands kissing)

big fat mama llama (put hands beside each other and put inside fingers down to make one giant llama head)

baby llama (2 llamas kissing your cheeks)

crazy llama (circular motions with both llamas each side of your head)

don't forget barack ollama (same action as super llama)

what about the dali llama? (make llamas into "meditation" fingers)

fish, fish (put both hands out in front, palms down)

more (roll hands over eachother)

fish (hand out in front again)

turtle (make the awkward turtle)

UH (bring turtle towards your chest)

unicorn (bring both hands up to your forehead)

peacock (fan arms out to either side, kinda like a peacock tail)

The last lines should be said as fast as possible:
turtleUHunicornpeacock!

Let's sing the llama song" "YES" "Happy llama, sad llama, totally rad llama. Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Baby llama, crazy llama, don't forget barack ollama! What about the dali llama? Fish, fish, mooore fish. TURTLE(UH)UNICORNPEACOCK!

by esteeach July 28, 2011

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llama cleavage

when a guy spits in a girls cleavage like a llama.

last night mikey weaver gave shannon phillips llama cleavage after she sexed anthony on the living room floor

by xojennysxo January 27, 2008

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Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.

The porch llamas down that road creep me out.

by ericandrea December 20, 2010

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Llama Tsunami

A super awesome ska band (formerly Llama Tsunami and the Without Helmet) involving a killer horn section, "godly" vocals, and some crazy-assed dancing. Download their album, Get Serious!, stat.

Guy one: Did you see that super awesome, really sweaty ska band the other day?

Guy two: You mean Llama Tsunami?

by YouthOpA August 24, 2011

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unicorn llama

Unicorn llamas are rare animals that look like a llama but have a horn and they also come in different colors and patterns

have you seen a llama with a horn around??

No why they don't even exist!?

Ya they do u just gotta…….BELIEVE

later…

omg that is such a unicorn llama O_O

by Unicorn llamas are colorful October 17, 2015

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