Shoelaces
Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.
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shoelaces
shoelaces by i hate u josh khan December 13, 2004
Shoelaces
Shoelaces by Shoelace Stealer January 14, 2024
I like your shoelaces
Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021
I like your shoelaces
A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"
(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"
I like your shoelaces by Whovian-classicrock-fandom November 16, 2012
I like your shoelaces
A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.
I like your shoelaces by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018
German Shoelaces
The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.
They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
German Shoelaces by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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