Lincolnshire

Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children. Adlai E. Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently.

To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring

Resident 1- "Man there is nothing to do here in Lincolnshire."

Resident 2- "The most popular and fun thing to do in Lincolnshire is leave."

Resident 1- "Yeah for such high taxes this town sucks."

by Beauville April 15, 2008

Lincoln

Luxury division of Ford , named after Abraham Lincoln
The company was founded in 1917 by Henry M. Leland
Purchased by Ford Motor Company in 1922

Jeff said "Don't get in that limo unless it a Lincoln"

by buddylee68 November 16, 2006

Lincoln Tunnel

When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.

Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!

by Jane B August 2, 2012

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Abraham Lincoln's Beard

The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.

Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).

Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."

by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008

The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

stinkin lincoln

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

by Sidenote October 9, 2006