a self proclaimed expert that obsessively shares and posts opinion on linked in posts for recognition and notoriety
by jeffeblanco November 27, 2024
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Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
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A term referring to unemployed Indian programmers who are known to populate Tech Twitter with undesired engagement bait in an attempt to cope with the current job market.
Does he know that posting "Next.js or React?" on Twitter won't get him a job?
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.
by aPaidPersonToScreamAtComputers April 29, 2025
Get the LinkedIndian mug.A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"
These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?
Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
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Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro
by bm_57 July 17, 2025
Get the LinkedIn mug.Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!
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