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True-Level

Adj. The state of something or someone being absolutely perfect. Originally used on Rick and Morty to show off the absolute flatness of a platform he designed. Experiencing something true-level would cause feelings of extreme euphoria, and serious withdraw symptoms and distortion of reality when moved away from it.
Morty: Oh wow, it's so-- oh! oh! Oh God, Oh Christ!
Rick: Uh, yeah. True-level bitch.

Morty: (after leaving true-level platform) Everything's crooked, reality is poison. I want to go back, I hate this. Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!

Attractive woman: My ass is true-level, bitch.
by humanistsFTW January 6, 2020
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Horniness Level

An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc
Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?

Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.

Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
by KG from 3 November 12, 2018
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Level Seven

people who start playing MMORPGs and haven't figured out that they rob them of their lives
Nerd: Dude this new game, Tibia, is 1337!
Man: Dude, you're a total level seven...
by Rob Farrar June 24, 2007
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danger levels

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat
Levy just used danger levels on that guy!
by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021
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dating level

Dating level:
In other words the girl your trying make as your girlfriend keeps you on the beginning stage of your relationship due to a bad past experience or insecurity within her to get you any play. It's similar to being on the friendzone or not sure if your in a relationship. You can thank the last asshole that broke her heart.
Sam: "Hey Jake how's you & Steph going?"

Jake: "I don't know we're still on the dating level."

Sam: "It's been 9 months bro???"

Jake: "She's still hurting bro & can't make up her mind."

Sam: "Did ya'll kiss yet?"

Jake: Does a peck on the lips count?"

Sam: "You need a hug bro."

Jake: "Thanks man."
by Sirmix12 October 25, 2013
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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)
by Andalucia June 6, 2015
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level 1

when a female is a level one it can refer to the fact that she is easy like level one of a video game
by Norcalgirl15 October 15, 2007
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