Lawn Dart 

Lawn Dart; The answer to any conflict.

Kimmy stole my sandwich, so I attacked her with a Lawn Dart

Lawn Dart by The drunk from Omaha July 25, 2009

Lawn Gnoming 

A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.

Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!

Lawn Gnoming by LCSBSSRHXXX November 14, 2007

lawn mower 

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.

1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!

lawn mower by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010

lawn sausage 

affectionate name for large propane storage tanks mounted above grade

He spent most of his day trimming the bushes around his lawn sausage.

lawn sausage by Person that is good February 24, 2009

Lawn mower 

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes

I gave your husband a lawn mower

Lawn mower by Lova man May 17, 2015

Lawn Guyland 

A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.

See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).

guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!

Lawn Guyland by Akshen September 7, 2009

lawn mower 

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.

You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?

lawn mower by Tyler Kadell October 29, 2007