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lawn mower

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010
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