Landon

Landon is dangerous. Not because he's a bad person, but because he's simultaneously funny, kind, and a great listener, as well as being super hot. Landon will fuck with your mind. He'll make you think you like him when you are friends and he's dating your other friend. You'll invite Landon too a party, and he'll leave the party he's already at to hang out with his lower-social status friends. He seems like a douche until you get to know him. He teases you and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is a player, but once he finds someone he likes then he treats them like royalty. He is an great kisser. Landon is amazing, and any girl would be lucky to date him.

I really want Landon back, he was great.
You're so lucky that you're dating Landon!
I wish I could date a Landon.

by Pipinpatalopsacopolis November 4, 2016

Landon

Landon is the tallest person you know. His perfect blonde hair and his soothing blue eyes. He loves playing games where height gives you an advantage like basketball. Landons are always HOT... If you get a chance to date one go for a kiss they all can kiss fantastically. He loves hugs and is an amazing hugger. And loves to tease around the people he likes and for his special someone he always teases her no matter what.

YOU SEE LANDON? HE IS SO HOT!!

ME AND LANDON WERE MAKING OUT LAST NIGHT. HE IS AN AMAZING KISSER

by WordsEachAreForYou October 12, 2018

East Lansing High School

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011

Landon

Landon is a funny,caring,sweet,and weird. Landon doesn’t do sports but play video games. Landon jokes so much that you can never take him seriously.Landon usually tall with light hair and green eyes.Landon is smart and really really really cute eventhough he denies it. Landon is really cool and takes care of his friends.He is laidback and likes to chill.If you have a Landon in your life than you’ll never want to let him go.

Hey who’s that? ..... That’s Landon he is so sweet.

by Yaboi is broken February 23, 2019

landon

tall, handsome, funny, probably swims

get you a landon

by princ.e.ss November 1, 2016

lansingburgh

ONE of the GHETTOS of Troy (Troylet), N.Y. 99% of the population is on wellfare. It consists of 15 year old tramps and wankstas. Many of the teens reach pregnancy before the age of 18. It also consists of ULTRA preps who love to look down on people but usually they're anorexic tanorexic ugly rats with cheap extenions and they are alchoholics.

Theres a tramp fest down in the burgh, I get my drugs from Lansingburgh.

by Lil Homie Diaz April 28, 2008

Landon Laxers

Hmmm.....whoever posted that one must go to Gonzaga..cause Prep guys arent that sad. These so called "losers" are ranked in the top 10 nationally every year....suck on that queer. Every year, Landon laxers go to d1 schools and are even all americans.

Zaga tool- Hey did u see Matt Ward score 5 goals last night
Zaga tool #2- yeah I sweat him so much
Landon guy- yeah, he went to Landon
Zaga tools- HES A FAG HAHHAHA

by Bullis=Sad April 10, 2005