Lag Fag 

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.

Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag

Lag Fag by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011

lag hit up shit

Something you say to someone when they’re totally lagging and destroy you

Xbox messages:
“Fuck you r fucking gay lag hit up shit”
“bro what?”

lag hit up shit by ooaz March 13, 2022

lag head 

A person who has poor internet connection while playing an online game causing the game to lag

Chappy you are a lag head

lag head by Derrick1998 July 24, 2016

Lag switch 

a bastard way of winning gears of war 2 when ur team's being pwned or the player has no natural skill in a game, common for mouthy kids and overly competitive rejects to have 1 set up next to their mini-fridge and occurs mostly on wingman

they're entire team were getting whipped then some nub lag switched

that guy gave it all the lip but still had to lag switch for the win

Lag switch by SuckmyTorqueBow April 9, 2009

lag throw 

When a online player is lagging and they are walking in place all of the sudden they just jump out at you. Often used in Combat Arms in quarantined mode when zombies are trying to infect humans the zombies will lag throw and infect everyone.

Jim: Ha dude look at that Zombie

Bob: ya he is lagging see how he is walking in place? Shoot him

Jim What the fuck how did he zoom past us then infect us.

Bob: He did a lag throw

Jim: What a fucking noob

lag throw by edudffossip February 26, 2010

Lag Nag 

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.

Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.

Lag Nag by hectorreborn May 11, 2012

Lag Bags 

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.

"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"

Lag Bags by iRideDragons June 2, 2012