Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.

Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.

by Kewk August 31, 2019

Literable

When you are literal and therefore gullible.

He's not gunna realize you're joking, he's literable.

by AngelJean April 14, 2021

Literally Unplayable

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.

Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

by Michael Ferguson Oentardi May 12, 2021

i’ll pay you back later.

i won’t pay you back and you can go fuck yourself.

hey bro, could you pick up the check? i’ll pay you back later.

by y=my+b May 28, 2019

liter bike

A sports motorcycle with an engine displacement of about 1,000 cc. Some of the quickest and also most dangerous motorcycles. Beginners with more cash than brains tend to get liter bikes as their first ride and often end up hurt or killed.

I passed a squid that wiped out on his brand new liter bike today.

by thefresnel December 24, 2008

bi now, gay later

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.

guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.

by bluepens September 10, 2005

i want you so bad like literally

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.

i want you so bad like literally

by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017