seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016

The laughing salesman

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.

Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.

by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022

laughing fart

A fart and a laugh together.

i.e. When someone cracks a joke in the company of distinguished guests and you let go a nice unmistakable fart during your laughter.

Prince Phillip: But Your Majesty there is no shame in a laughing fart! Here, let us all, ecstatically, fart in bonne homie!

by NevermindWho April 13, 2006

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

laughing out loud

Old English for LOL.

That's so funny Brenda! I'm laughing out loud!

by fat lady in zulily commercial May 18, 2016

lagging

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

i got well lagging last night!

by tel January 27, 2005