Lan Yu

One of the sweetest people ever, Lan Yu always stands up for the people she cares about. Many people are scared of her, but that’s because they’ve not yet gotten to know the funny person she is. She’ll argue loudly with a teacher but is too shy to order at Starbucks and risks death by mother everyday by sneaking takis into her home. She’s fierce and diplomatic but also very affectionate with the people she cares about. She does only what she wants to do and doesn’t let the world boss her around, which I admire her for. I’m so lucky to have Lan Yu as a friend and her crush better text her back or he’ll have more than he can handle. -AME

Lan Yu, i promise to buy you a birthday gift soon.

by Maespa February 9, 2022

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022

lan chupe

What Somebody does to in his neighbourhood

Adam your mum does a lot of lan chupe

by Adamsmumduday October 27, 2022

Lan demon

A Consistent esports player that refuses to drop maps or carries their team out of a minor pro league

We lost every map cause of there anchor what a lan demon

by Ieatgreencrayons March 30, 2023

lan si lan yong linsi

Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant

Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi

END

by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023

LAN PARTY

A gathering of gay guys who all take turns docking (see docking definition).

Gay guys brag that it’s the best version of LAN party because they can do it anywhere and anytime, with or without power or electronics.

“Bro, wanna get the guys together for a LAN party tonight?”

“Yasssss slay bitch, I can’t wait to get my foreskin stretched out in free for all mode”

by SakeJoto March 26, 2025

LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.

As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)

by QuacksO August 21, 2025