KYS

KYS means kick your son, if little Timmy is being naughty, KYS

Dad 2-Your son is being a meanie poo poo, KYS.
Dad 1- I already tried but he’s to squirmy.
Dad 3- here give him some of these pills to calm him down
(Gives unknown pills to Dad 1)
Dad 1- Okay
(Dad 1 goes home)
Dad 1- Okay Timmy where are you

Timmy- I’m over here
Dad 1- Okay take these
(Timmy karate chops them out of Dad 1’s hand, and shoves it down his throat)
News caster 1- Yesterday little Timmy viscously killed his father with pills.
News caster 2- And he has now been sent to a insane asylum for life.
News caster 1- He keeps saying my dad tried to KYS, then the cops taser him for telling them to kill themselves.
News caster 2- wow that kid has serious mental problems

by KYS_bitch January 05, 2020

Kys

Keep yourself safe

john: "Kys out there man"
mark: "Thanks dude"

by TopShagger101 July 23, 2018

KYS

KYS is an abbreviation for "keep yourself safe" or "kill your sorrows."

"I'm going on a long road trip"

"KYS!"

by L O V E Y O U R S E L F October 01, 2018

kys

An overused abbreviation by teenagers that run out of arguments or can't take opinions and think that suicide is funny.

Person 1: I personally disagree with this popularity of Hetelia
Person 2: kys

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

ky$

The shitty catchphrase popularized by the League of Legends player DyroniaVTZ, a salty booster including his outrageous deaths

/all Ky$
Ky$

by Barneys Cousin January 06, 2017

KYS

A short and clear abbreviation of kill yourself.

Tom Said, "Oi you cheeky cunt, KYS"

by Dazbous Linicus June 26, 2016

kys

Stands for "Koala You Slow"
Commonly used to describe airheads.
"Dana kys"
AKA: "Dana you're dense"

John hints to Dana the location of the treasure. Dana doesn't get it.
John: "Gosh Dana kys"

by Weowx123 May 28, 2020