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Kristian

My ex that should definitely get back with me
"Kristian better miss me as much as I miss him"
by esi:') August 24, 2021
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Kristian

Semi-tall dude that is good in math but bad in sociology.
Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
by thelionking____ February 10, 2021
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Kristiane

Kristiane is basic af
by Alebor19 January 10, 2019
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Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face
wow that kristian is such a cunt
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Kristian

Big dick mf 💯
Keep yo bitch away from Kristian
by Bbl.bandit November 18, 2023
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kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row
oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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