Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Jian Kristian

A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".

You're so handsome Jian Kristian!!! uwu

by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021

Kristian

My ex that should definitely get back with me

"Kristian better miss me as much as I miss him"

by esi:') August 24, 2021

Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!

Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.

by Namshin June 8, 2021

Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also

Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time

by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

Kristian

a tender ass chopped little nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , great person overall just cant stop getting played , good as fuck at basketball so i guess everything cancels out , still ugly as shit and gets 0 bitches

Kristian got cheated on yesterday😂

by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

Kristian

An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.

Person 1: Hey is that Kristian?
Person 2: *loses his soul*

by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 23, 2025