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Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"
by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020
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Kristian

A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.
Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?
by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022
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Kristian Welch

Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.
I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!
by DerpTheDank March 8, 2020
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Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
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Kristian

Big dick mf 💯
Keep yo bitch away from Kristian
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