Swot-Knot

The knot that gets caught in your school tie when somebody pulls it down strongly.

1. I just swot-knotted that guy over there!
2. I just recieved some proper swot-knottage over there.

by Dropster October 25, 2010

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly

When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!

by jaberdeen90 October 10, 2010

grissol knot

when the lips on a woman's vagina look like two peices of bacon tied together

your grandma's pussy has a huge grissol knot

by floydd scottington January 8, 2009

Fort Knots

When a drug dealer ties a knot in the baggie so tight that it is almost impossible to open, like fort knox.

Damn this bag is Fort Knots, I cant even open it.

by benhasabigwiener March 7, 2013

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

beef knot

A massive extruding chunk of leathery labia almost penis like vaginal material

Cunt I pulled this bitches pants off for a chew and seen the biggest beef knot ever I didn't know whether to deepthroat it or lick it .

by Coita June 24, 2016